Adhesive Contraband

Sale price$3.00

This is not a pack of harmless stickers. This is not a beautiful bundle of novelty decor. This is not an opportunity to display your values publicly.

This is a CONTRABAND. It is 100% illegal to possess anywhere on the bridge. You are in violation of Protective Directive 12.9a by even considering possession. Consider this your final warning.

Consequences for possession:

  • Immediate interrogation by the Department of Lost Souls.

  • Patient-funded assignment of a personal emotional monitor.
  • Parole violation can trigger potential relocation to sector 8.

This sticker is a threat. To the system. To the stability you thought was yours.
And now, it's a threat to you.

Don't say we didn't warn you.